here's my blog thing

brucespringsteendotcom:

They should invent a career path that isn’t soooooooo scary

(via joshpeck)

anxietyproblem:

vergess:

flowergrenades:

*through gritted teeth* you are not a child taking a test with the purpose of getting the highest score, you are an adult trying new things and finding ways to enjoy your life, make mistakes, be a beginner, be mediocre, be where you need to be, be unlikeable, just. be.

The lifelong trauma has me wondering why the fuck we do that to kids in the first place tbh

(via yukiitsunoda)

anxietyproblem:

thelist:

thelist:

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

the amount of people saying “i thought you meant flopping on the ground”. target audience

(via montereypopgroupie)

chikuto:

when you see a calendar do you flip to your birth month to make sure your associated image slaps or are you some sort of freak

(via microplasticsubmarine)

striderofthenorth-dom:

rninor:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over”
“bend what? over”

I hate this place

(via microplasticsubmarine)

deathgasmic:

“are you okay” no bro i constantly feel like i am too much but simultaneously not enough

(via empty-b0dies)

miss-chicken:

tchaikovskaya:

sometimes its just like *street lights reflecting off the wet asphalt at night* maybe life isnt so ugly after all

(via approach)

yms1:

I’m like “i don’t care” and then i can’t sleep because of it

(via demons-in-my--head)

lonely-and–sad:

(via demons-in-my--head)

entryn17:

i know there’s people saying if you have procrastination issues you should really work on them so you don’t fuck yourself over but unfortunately the universe keeps letting me get away with it scot-free every single time and for as long as that’s happening i will keep doing it. may the world continue holding me like a baby

waspcup:

they should invent a ten hours of sleep you can get in six hours or less